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No vacancies at UK holiday camps
22/04/2009 by Pat.
The man walked up to the counter.
“A plate of mashed potatoes, please”, he said.
The assistant smiled at him.
“You must be Irish”, she remarked.
“I resent your remark”, protested the man. “It is against the law and is racially abusive. If I came in here and asked for a haggis would you assume that I am a Scotsman?”
“No”, said the assistant.
“And if I came into here and asked for spaghetti would I have to be Italian?”
“No”, said the assistant.
“Then why is it right for you you to assume that I am Irish just because I ask for a plate of mashed potato?”, stormed the man.
“Because this is a hairdressers”, smiled the assistant.
(PS. Over there in the UK you can probably be arrested for laughing at this joke!)
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