Info

You are currently browsing the THE TALBOT FAMILY BLOG weblog archives for the day 16/05/2009.

Calendar
May 2009
S M T W T F S
« Apr   Jun »
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31  

Archive for 16/05/2009

Rescued!

Hey-ho pussycats! What’s new now?

 who let these dogs in?   

dog-with-cat.gifdog-with-cat.gif

now we can’t have our snack!

(hooray ….. the squatters are safe!)

And how about this one?

You now know why the word ‘politics’ is used to describe the process of Government.  ‘Poli’ in Latin means ‘many’ and  ‘tics’ are ‘blood sucking creatures’.

or this

Man to politician: “There’s only one honest way to make money”.

Politician: “And what way is that?”

Man to politician: “I had a feeling you wouldn’t know!”

And another ……

Tony Blair is skating on a frozen pond when the ice cracks and he falls in.  Luckily three boys are on hand to pull him out.

“You’ve saved my life”, says Tony. “How can I repay you?”

“I’d like a toy car”, says one boy.

“I’d like  a toy plane”, says another.

“I’d like a motorised wheelchair”, says the third boy.

“Why do you want a wheel chair?”, says Tony. “You look very healthy to me”.

“I am”, says the boy.  “but I’m going to need one when my dad hears I helped save Tony Blair”.

Be good,

God bless,

Pat.

Politics again!

Thought: If voting really could change anything it would be illegal!

Also, no matter who you vote for the government always seems to get in!

Hello everyone

OK, I have sat looking at this rectangular grey box for 10 minutes trying to think of something to write as i have done many times before, usually i just give up. Maybe this is the problem for other people and thats why not many posts get written. The spirit is willing but the mind is blank. Anyway i had a bit of a brainwave and decided to choose some catagories and comment on each, so here goes.

Family - everyone is OK. Janette is coping better and we are still hoping for a complete recovery.

Polytics - not a nice time to be a polytician! Rumour has it that they are contemplating re-erecting the gallows at Tyburn. What is all the fuss about? A simple lapse of memory that you had paid off your mortgage, so easily done! UKIP is now level with the Labs and Libs in the polls and that is who is getting my vote this time. (assuming we a have a candidate)

Weather - The weather prophets have predicted a hot summer, YIPPIE! During June, July and August it will be difficult to convince yourself that you are not on the Med - wow! So get your cossy’s and high factor lotion now as no doubt there will be shortages in the shops come June 1st.

A Joke - I walked into this pub for a bit of lubrication and there were three men and a dog sitting at a table playing cards………what! you’ve already heard that one? OK here is another:

A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. “I’ll have a Gin and…………………………………………………………..tonic.” “Why the big pause?” asks the barman. the Polar bear looks down and says “What do you mean, I’ve always had them.”

Anyway thats all for now.

Lots of love and XXX to everyone

Andrew & family

Saturday again!

Hey-ho! Saturday again!

What’s new pussycats?

kittens1.jpg

Mmmmm ….. THOSE SQUATTERS LOOK

 TASTY - THINGS ARE CERTAINLY

 LOOKING UP!

wE’LL GIVE IT A COUPLE OF DAYS  ……

AND THEN …………….!!!!! 

|